A Life of Reason

questioning faith and the supernatural

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sanityscraps:

sageoflogic:

somepolitics:

xjessicles:

mle92:

sparkly-nightmares:

daughter-of-smoke-and-bone:

ulooklikedeath:

evabraunn:

“I’m getting ready, he said flatly, I told ya’ll I wasn’t going home”
lol oh

“He looked at his watch.”
…

“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.”
Welp.

“MY MOTHERS VOICE SOUNDED A LITTLE DISTANCE AWAY, AND EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM WAS SLIGHTLY BLURRY.” -.-

Setting down to family life just wasn’t part of his plan.

“Forty-seven of them, those who could be reached by telephone, were scheduled for the experiment.”

“The British were only too pleased to co-operate.”
I can’t believe how well that worked out. I wasn’t expecting it to sound that cool given the book is Freedom Next Time.

Into the great Sacred Cenote, a well measuring some two hundred feet across at the mouth, victims (although infrequently the virgins so dear to modern tradition) were cast, along with jewels and other valuables, to appease the rain god.
—The Course of Mexican History, Meyer et al.

“She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.”
Hm.

Ironically, the closest book to me is a bible.
“Make a horn at each of the four corners, so that the horns and the alter are of one piece, and overlay the alter with bronze.”
Guess my sex lifes gunna be a little kinky. 

Now consider a lump of matter smaller that 300,000 light years across.
…ummmm…is this saying my butt looks big, or her butt will look big, or what?  I need help understanding my sex life.  o.O

“I walked back to the house with my hammer tucked into a belt loop and my carpenter’s apron around my waist, its long pouch full of jingling nails.”
Kinky.

religiousragings:

atheistme:

sanityscraps:

sageoflogic:

somepolitics:

xjessicles:

mle92:

sparkly-nightmares:

daughter-of-smoke-and-bone:

ulooklikedeath:

evabraunn:

“I’m getting ready, he said flatly, I told ya’ll I wasn’t going home”

lol oh

“He looked at his watch.”

“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.”

Welp.

“MY MOTHERS VOICE SOUNDED A LITTLE DISTANCE AWAY, AND EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM WAS SLIGHTLY BLURRY.” -.-

Setting down to family life just wasn’t part of his plan.

“Forty-seven of them, those who could be reached by telephone, were scheduled for the experiment.”

“The British were only too pleased to co-operate.”

I can’t believe how well that worked out. I wasn’t expecting it to sound that cool given the book is Freedom Next Time.

Into the great Sacred Cenote, a well measuring some two hundred feet across at the mouth, victims (although infrequently the virgins so dear to modern tradition) were cast, along with jewels and other valuables, to appease the rain god.

—The Course of Mexican History, Meyer et al.

“She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.”

Hm.

Ironically, the closest book to me is a bible.

“Make a horn at each of the four corners, so that the horns and the alter are of one piece, and overlay the alter with bronze.”

Guess my sex lifes gunna be a little kinky. 

Now consider a lump of matter smaller that 300,000 light years across.

…ummmm…is this saying my butt looks big, or her butt will look big, or what?  I need help understanding my sex life.  o.O

“I walked back to the house with my hammer tucked into a belt loop and my carpenter’s apron around my waist, its long pouch full of jingling nails.”

Kinky.

(Source: loveclaire)

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